Two Is More Than One

Today I would like to share the story of the time I grew a beard. Here is a picture of it:

Yes, I grew a beard.

The descision wasn’t premeditated. It started with just being too lazy to shave one day, and then another, and then these things grow momentum. Before I knew it, I had a full beard and was faking my own death and adopting a whole new persona.

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Trial By Fatherhood

For the past seven years I have been too deep in the shit to even write about it. But now, as the persistent horrors of life have seemed to briefly remit, a crucial issue of our time must be addressed, the issue of rebranding. In the spirit of every reboot and nostalgic throwback to grace our screens I am renaming the title of this blog from “The Conservative Stay-at-Home Dad” to what it truly always was deep down… Trial By Fatherhood.

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